Getafe, Mason Greenwood’s new team, once made a video pleading for supporters to donate sperm so they might sell more season tickets. On Transfer Deadline Day, Greenwood signed a loan agreement with the Spanish team after Manchester United announced last month that he would depart the team.

Following an internal investigation into the accusations of attempted rape, controlling and coercive behavior, and violence against him, Greenwood and United came to an agreement that he wouldn’t play for the club again. The Crown Prosecution Service’s investigation resulted in the charges against the 21-year-old being withdrawn.

The weird campaign

And in 2011, Greenwood’s new team employed an intriguing strategy to increase the number of season ticket subscribers.

The management of the team saw that attendance had been progressively declining, so they made a zombie-themed film imploring fans to donate their sperm in order for the future generation to continue supporting Getafe.

There’s a problem: There aren’t many of us, a narrator announces as the amusing video begins with a sight of an empty stand. Prior to the man’s crotch being shown on screen.

When we next meet the man, he is being given a DVD called Zombies Calientes de Getafe, or Getafe’s Sexy Zombies, at a sperm donation clinic. The adult movie from the 1970s depicts young women swallowing a potion that transforms them into sex-crazed zombies while wearing Getafe paraphernalia.

The implication was that the man thought the film to be so sexy that he had no issue providing sperm. The phrase “The more the better” is shown on a woman cradling a baby before we even realize it.

Mason Greenwood

Mason Greenwood

Forwarder, Midfielder

England

Age: 23

181 cm

kg

Season 2023/2024
Played 33 5 Missed
Minutes 2668 80.8 Avg
Goals 8 0.2 Avg
Assist 7 0.2 Avg
Attempt 115 3.5 Avg
Passes 917 27.879.0% AvgSucc
Yellow 6 0.2 Avg
Red 1 0.0 Avg

This season he played in total 18 times for 1290 minutes for Premier League.

Mason Greenwood scored 5 goals for Manchester United. He procured one assist. He received 1 yellow card and no red cards.

His team is currently 6th in Premier League. In the last match Manchester United lost 3-1 against Arsenal. The next match in Premier League will be against Brighton & Hove Albion.

Getafe performance and stats

Getafe

Manager: José Bordalás Jiménez
Rank 10th
Win 10
Draw 13
Loss 12
Goals 41-48
Diff -7

Getafe is currently 14th in the La Liga with 4 points.

In the last 4 games, it has won once, drawn once, and lost twice. In its last match, Getafe lost 2-1 against Real Madrid.​​

It has a negative goal difference after scoring 2 goals and conceding 5.​